The policeman arrived at the scene…
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. " Exactly where were you at the time of the accident? " inquired the officer. " Mister, " exclaimed the telephone lineman, " I was at the top of the pole! "