Recently, a distraught wife went to…
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next- door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, " He is 35 years old, 6- foot 4- inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft- spoken, and is good to the children. " The next- door neighbor protested, " Your husband is 5- foot 8- inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children. " The wife replied, " Yes, but who wants HIM back? "