One evening this Columbia Yuppie was…
One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. " Well? " he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record. " Disappointing to say the least, " the Sergeant replied. " Chateau Duvalier… 1962… rather thin… not aged well at all. "