The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion'around hisears when the customer yelled, " Don't put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse! " Another customer who was waiting replied, " Hey John, youcan put the 'Aftershave Lotion'on me… My wife has neverbeen in a French Whorehouse! " Then the fun began…