The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. " Can I see your license and registration, bub? ", the cop inquired. " But officer, " the fellow started, " I can explain…" " Shut yer trap, bub! " snapped the officer. " You're going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back. " " But, officer, I think you really should know…" " And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail! " A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, " Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. " " Don't count on it, " shot back the sap in the cell. " I'm the groom. "