Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, " Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor? " 8. After he describes each special, you shout, " Garbage! " 7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, " Minimum wage". 6. Every few seconds, yell, " More waffles, Cuomo! " 5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil. 4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, " You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you? " 3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard. 2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, " He's gonna spit in the chowder! " 1. Three words: eat the check.