First witch: Here's a banana if…
First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
Spelling jokes
The young lad had applied for…
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. " Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan, " he replied. " How do you spell that? " asked the manager. " Er? sir? er? can't you just put it down without spelling it? "
"Please, ma'am! How do you spell…
" Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael? " The teacher was rather bewildered. " Don't you mean Michael? " she asked. " No, ma'am. I've written the 'M'already. "