football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. " Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he starts writing in his notebook. " But I'm not a Giants fan, " the little hero replied. " Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were. " said the reporter and starts again. " Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. " I'm not a Jets fan either, " the boy said. " I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for? " the reporter asked. " I'm a Cowboys fan, " the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, " Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet. "