There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " You can't bring that dog in here! " The guy, without missing a beat, says " This is my seeing- eye dog. " " Oh man, " the bartender says, " I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me. " The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says " You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing- eye dog. " The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says " Hey, you can't bring that dog in here! " The second man replies " This is my seeing- eye dog. " The bartender says, " No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing- eye dogs. " The man pauses for a half- second and replies " What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!? "