A farmer was interviewing a young…
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit, 'said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents? ''No, sir, 'replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident! 'said the farmer. `Oh, the crutches! 'said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose! '